(Source: henrrydelavega)


  • Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
  • Student: So basically you're saying that sperm has sugar in it.
  • Teacher: Yes.
  • Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
  • Teacher:
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  • Bird: *Chirp*
  • Student: Nice weather we're having.
  • Teacher:
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  • Teacher: That's what I thought you said.